Our last watch session summarized
NEWSFLASH ASSHOLE
where is his emmy
this is honestly some Willem Dafoe as the Green Goblin type shit
the greatest piece of acting…. of this decade
When the hell are y'all eating dinner (supper)?
Around 5:00 PM
Around 5:30 PM
Around 6:00 PM
Around 6:30 PM
Around 7:00 PM
Around 7:30 PM
8- damn- o'clock
A TIME NOT LISTED HERE
Crochet patterns are either like:
"Hey here are some really simple instructions with pictures for reference! I've also included links to how to do these stitches, what yarn I used and where I buy it, and how much I used! :)"
Or
"Hey here's ONLY the abbreviations for the stitches with no context, you'll have to know how to FIGHT GOD and have yarn made from the wool of ONLY FEMALE SHEEP FED ONLY GRASS AND LESS THAN 4 YEARS OLD that costs 5000$ per skein. And no I won't tell you how much you'll need."
Let's not forget "Are the stitches abbreviations in US or UK notations ? I won't say, you have to feel it in your soul. Hope you're right."
the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week
Honestly this is one of the best formatted jokes of all time.
Picked up Night Watch by Terry Pratchett today from the library on a whim and it took me a solid 10 pages to realize it was from the Discworld series
this is how the movie went right
Kronk: By whom, though? I might be your classic "hunk" body type, but I'm not exactly a top. I have a couple exes I could call that might be his type. Do you want someone who would take him out for dinner first, or just...
Yzma: ... I WANT you to KILL him!
I READ THAT IN THEIR VOICES HOW TF DID YOU GET IT SO PERFECT
